You Could Be Better Than You Are

I was working at the aquarium when a guest began to talk with at me:
“Oh you have the most beautiful blue eyes, don’t you know? I’m sure people tell you all the time. You don’t wear makeup do you? Of course you don’t. If you wore some mascara to make your lashes longer your eyes would be beautiful.”

…Thanks.

I don’t really remember what she looked like, but she will forever live in my brain looking like Lucille Bluth

 

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