I help with the worship on Wednesday morning chapel at the Christian school connected to my church. When worship is done I go and sit with the kids and listen to the message. On one of these days I was chewing on my lip and it made an incriminating fart noise that made the surrounding group of 6th-grade girls turn around and throw offended looks at me. I tried to motion that the noise was definitely made with my mouth and not with my butt but I don’t think they believed me.
I am 24 and still embarrassed.