Let’s face it: my foot just wears my mouth as a shoe

I recently went to a weekend winter camp as a counselor (I know… how am I qualified?) and overheard one of my campers reading some pretty bad fanfic.

Me: Oh man that is the worst! It sounds like a 4th grader wrote it! So much angst and all of the sentences are structured exactly the same. Please spare me.

Student: I know right? It’s just bad! Here’s a different one I wrote…